coool ! phrases

ummm.....well the tittle tells it all ^_^
I want people to write cool/funny/serious/awesome motos


example: Don't live life like its your last day on earth just live it like you were just born with 400 billion dollars !

"...When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody."

- J.D. Salinger, The Catcher In The Rye, Chapter 20.

(That's my favorite quote.)

~.Sammi-Starr *Suicidal Romance* (Rated R for Revenger).~

"People in glass stones shouldn't throw stones"
-can't remember who said this quote but its a good one. and...
"People with glass jaws should watch there mouth...cuz I'll break thier face." -50 cent.

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."-Dr. Seuss

instead of people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones how about " don't chuck things about"-Carl Pilkington

"It's better to have loved and lost, Rather than never loved at all." -Still trying to figure out if this is true or not....

my fave riligous quotes (due to being irreligious) are:

Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
Dennis Miller

Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
Isaac Asimov

Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"
Annie Dillard

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

"throwing a stone with the intent of harming someone is like holding a hot coal, only you get hurt" -Ghandi

"The jews got kicked out of every place they went. Thats why shalom means hello and goodbye... and peace 'Hello, Goodbye, Don't hit me'" Colin Quin ( I realize that this is kind of offensive but get over it )