A stupid question deserves a stupid answer!

I need scissors 61!!/2


If one fish, two fish, does blue fish = red fish?

No, It equals green fish.

If everyone stopped coming here would you lose your mind? ...wait...nvm..
What if Bill Gates were president... Think he could get the USA out of debt? >.>

Could someone paid to dig a hole not dig it deeper?


Can cherry cola fry nun-chucks?

If...it's...hot enough??

Can you speak with just a liiiiittle bit of logic/sense/normalcy ?

That would tear a rift in the fabric of time

Why does this poptart taste like chalk?!

Because its covered in maple syrup!


If a train leaves a town going 35 mph and a jogger jogs for a mile and a half are they in nebraska?

no. they in the rift caused by you saying something semi-sensible

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck
if i ate vanilla ice-cream?

Only if you did your homework

Can tornado's play chess?

No, but twisters can play Twister

If 1 plus 2 equals 3... What does 56 divided by an ice cube equal?

7 chipmunks hula-hooping


If Alfred has five potatoe's and Paco has seven nun-chucks how many ninja's does it take to get to the center of a lolipop?

15... But I know a person that can do it there-self! =O


How in the world does this site get have so many words in here, yet most of it says nothing..? ..@.@

Well see it's pretty simple it has cake but the cake is a lie, Which brings me to my next point cake is made by mixing ingredients yet dangerous chemicals can be made the same way furthering the point that cake is a lie not only a normal lie but a dangerous one. Now onwards to the next string of random gibberish!
Chickens taste good now occasionally people will ask if something tastes like chicken and from personal experience I know human does taste like chicken not ape-esque creatures so that must mean we evolved from chickens not apes. Now by this logic everything that tastes closes to something else it that something else, And since you taste like chicken and so do I that must mean your me and I'm you. Babies...small yet somewhat delicate so are small glass object's babies are humans, humans taste like chicken, we evolved from chickens, so chickens equal glass. Still on the topic of glass, Glass can be formed into the shape of a cake further proving the point that cake is a lie. Now glass can also be in the shape of a chicken so by by unfailable logic..Glass is our actual evolutionary ancestor glass is cake, The cake is a lie, So we are a lie.

Can I borrow a "What the..?" translation guide?

No, No you may not.

Anyone else get a headache from reading Noremac's paragraph? @.@

I read half-way through, then stopped. Mainly because I didn't have a "What the..?" guide.


I wonder how many people would vote to take away noremac's posting ability...

A lot, I'd wager.

What if we all had paper wings?

We'd all be hoping it didn't rain while we were in transit o.o


What if.. they stopped making Snickers bars O_o

I wouldn't mind because I don't like them, anyway.


Why, What would happen with you if they stopped making Snickers bars?

I'd... I'd... Well I don't know but I would NOT be happy D:


What would you do if I had a mental break cuz they stopped making them ? O.O

then we'd run out of cake. and cake being a lie there would be no lies. with no lies there would be no war but i wouldn't be able to sneak out and "study" and so fail the test of life.
speaking of test; why does the "test" forum end in dinosaurs? dinosaurs are history and i failed my history test because i thought we descended form cake. but cake is a lie so that was a lie so we are all lies.

what would happen if people actually read all the B.S i just wrote?

They would reach spirtual englightenemnt


If you needed a moment what would eat to get one?

you. and everyone else :mwahahahaa:

if two diagonals make a 90* intersection at point A, how many nunchuks will it take to get to the center of the tootsie pop

p.s we really need a :mwahahahaa: button

It would take up,up,down,down,left,right,left,right,A,B,start!


If someone sacraficed two cows and chicken how many artichokes would there be?

20 if you ask the russians and 8 trillion if you ask that Guy I met at Walmart


why do people need food to make greatness happen?

cause if the don't 20 Russians and 8 trillion walmarts will rule the world!!!

who sells peanuts down by the cinema?

Why the cookie strangler of course!


Have you seen my stairs I seem to of lost them